

( Grabs their cigarettes and tosses them in the toilet.) You just bought yourselves three days of detention. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble, Springfield's answer to "Cheech and Chong." Allow me, gentlemen. ( Principal Dondalinger catches Homer and Barney smoking in the bathroom.)ĭondalinger: Well, well, well. : (At Moe's, Patty interrupts Selma and Barney's date.).
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Time heals all wounds.īarney: ( Sees a full pitcher of beer.) Well, what do you know? You're right! And, look, a whole pitcher to myself! Selma: Patty, are you throwing away your last chance at happiness just for me? ( At Moe's, Patty interrupts Selma and Barney's date.) Now there is a politician who cares.īarney: If I ever vote, it'll be for him! The judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody.

I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. : Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh Mein Papa, to me he.

Krusty: (Singing) Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so wonderful, Oh Mein Papa, to me he was so good, no one could be, so gentle and so loveable, Oh Mein Papa he always understood! : Holy Cow! Homer just fell on Aerosmith!īarney: (To Patty) My friend and I have a bet.
